| Strangers on the Internet: | You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Have you ever considered modeling? <3 |
| People from Tumblr: | You're absolutely gorgeous. Stunning. Amazing. Stay true, stay you. You're beautiful just the way you are and don't ever doubt yourself. |
| My friends: | Any guy would be lucky to have you. Fuck da h8rs! |
| My family: | Look how beautiful you are today! |
| My cats: | Meow. |
| Boys I know: | I think I just died of your ugliness... |
Everyday I would be like:
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we’re gettin ready for my kid’s b-day party tomorrow. throwin it early in case i go into labor on his actual birthday.. :p
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Expectation:
Reality:
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| wake up: | exhausted |
| 12 am: | exhausted |
| 3 pm: | fucking exhausted |
| 5 pm: | really fucking exhausted |
| 7 pm: | about to pass out |
| bed time: | the energy of 5 million condensed suns |
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and you’re trying not to say anything
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